Gaznazdiak wrote:Stix wrote:Gaznazdiak wrote:
Not to mention muddy bootprints on the toilet seat and sh!t just about everywhere but actually in the bowl.
We had some Asian laborers on a big landscaping job once that were great workers but we had to bin them because they would not accept that you sh!t in the toilet not all over it.
Here's one just for ya Gaz...!!
Its on every toilet door on this building site...
Ha ha haaaa,
It's about bloody time.
Nothing worse than nursing a giant grogan while bouncing around in your machine only to get to the dunny with it crowning only to find the seat splattered with used laksa.
Mate, I love diversity, but it does NOT extend to where I park my blurter.
Ahhh
Man you have a way with words...i got cramp...!!!
I love diversity too mate, i really do...food people & cultures...but that would definately curb the love if it kept happening.
& im still laughing...
'Crowning'...
Last that happened to me i rushed past the saftey guy on the way to the dunnie & said 'call the midwife' with a little urgency in my voice...
He said s**t whats happened out there...?
I said nothin out there mate-its about to happen in here...im fully dilated, my water just broke, and its heads pokin out...eehhh...oh no i think thats an elbow...
Yea i know...too much info...but it was funny at the time...