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Post by Gaznazdiak » 01 Dec 2018, 7:14 pm

Tony Rabbott has declared "He could be Prime Minister again"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know what drugs this mother fondler is on, but I want some.

This is the standard the LNP lives up to.

Christ help us.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Daddybang » 01 Dec 2018, 7:22 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :drinks:
Just as funny as mundine eating horn...... :twisted: :silent: :lol: :drinks:
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Post by marksman » 01 Dec 2018, 7:46 pm

that is very funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Bruiser64 » 01 Dec 2018, 8:10 pm

Gaznazdiak wrote:Tony Rabbott has declared "He could be Prime Minister again"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know what drugs this mother fondler is on, but I want some.

This is the standard the LNP lives up to.

Christ help us.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I think you’re being a bit harsh. It is enirely feasible that over there in “Opposite World” Mr Rabbit could be given another crack at being the PM.
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Post by Gaznazdiak » 01 Dec 2018, 8:42 pm

Bruiser64 wrote:
Gaznazdiak wrote:Tony Rabbott has declared "He could be Prime Minister again"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know what drugs this mother fondler is on, but I want some.

This is the standard the LNP lives up to.

Christ help us.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I think you’re being a bit harsh. It is enirely feasible that over there in “Opposite World” Mr Rabbit could be given another crack at being the PM.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah right, or another go at the PM's crack
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe the poor simpleton actually has a sense of humor :unknown:
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Post by Gaznazdiak » 01 Dec 2018, 8:46 pm

Daddybang wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :drinks:
Just as funny as mundine eating horn...... :twisted: :silent: :lol: :drinks:


Some wishes actually do come true.
When I saw Mundine mouthing off I thought "What a purler if the mouthy pr!ck went down in the 1st"

Should have wished for a lotto win.

Mind you, Jeff could knock me out for what Mundine would have been paid for that 96 seconds.
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Post by COLLECTOR 1 » 02 Dec 2018, 3:39 am

Mundine wasn't knocked out....he slipped on one of those Bunnings onions..bhahbhabhabhabahab...
More Brno's than you can poke a stick at..!!!!
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Post by Ziad » 02 Dec 2018, 6:11 am

Hahahahahaha :clap:
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Post by Homer » 02 Dec 2018, 6:32 am

G'Day Fella's,

In reality, Abbott is the best person the Libs have.
It's just that he is not a UN STOOGE, so it will be hard for him to get his job back.

D'oh!
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Post by Ziad » 02 Dec 2018, 8:28 am

Reality is he is a fk head, ego tistial maniac, that is resentful that he was kicked out, and had done everything in his power to destabilize and destroy liberal party and ofcourse Turnbull.

I will hate him for nothing else but the fact that he fkd up NBN for australia, made it a 50billion dollar white elephant, that was not only flat to implement, was moe expensive than he promised but gave 450million bolts to optus to normal their cable tv network that was fked and was worth not even 10 bucks. Anda 1 billion to telstra, top rent their copper telephone network that is not even fit to send voice calls through key alone high speed internet traffic.

But I shouldn't complain, the people of australia are morons, case in point, even after everything that Dan did over his term as premier instead of voting labour out this election victorians have handed landslide victory to labour. Go figure
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Post by Daddybang » 02 Dec 2018, 8:52 am

COLLECTOR 1 wrote:Mundine wasn't knocked out....he slipped on one of those Bunnings onions..bhahbhabhabhabahab...



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I've got a mate that's been sending me memes off faceslap for the last 24hrs f@#k there's some funny sh@t!!!!

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Post by Daddybang » 02 Dec 2018, 9:13 am

Ziad wrote:Reality is he is a fk head, ego tistial maniac, that is resentful that he was kicked out, and had done everything in his power to destabilize and destroy liberal party and ofcourse Turnbull.

I will hate him for nothing else but the fact that he fkd up NBN for australia,


Talkbull was the piece of sh@t that acted like a spoiled bitch after rabbit beat him by one vote in a leadership spill BEFORE rabbid was elected pm.(and yes I know we don't technically vote pm) and then spent several years undermining him. The nbn was f@#ked before rabbid got hold of it and guess who was communication minister and oversaw the implementation of the nbn in the early stages ....yep mr talkbull strikes again. Now after talkbull gets rolled he is once again doing everything he can to undermine the govt like the rich spoiled bitch he is...and as far as Australians being morons well I guess theres nothin sayin anyone has to live here and put up with said morons! :lol: :drinks:
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Post by Gaznazdiak » 02 Dec 2018, 10:02 am

Rabbott, the climate change denying, mysoginistic, homophobic, narcissist who wants to ramp up coal production in the face of worldwide acceptance of the damage it does is they best the LNP have homeboy?

Look at the alternatives, the Labor party, bought and owned by China and the unions or the rabidly anti gun Greens

Like I said, Christ help us.
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Post by Gaznazdiak » 02 Dec 2018, 10:04 am

COLLECTOR 1 wrote:Mundine wasn't knocked out....he slipped on one of those Bunnings onions..bhahbhabhabhabahab...


:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
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Post by Ziad » 02 Dec 2018, 2:11 pm

Daddybang wrote:Talkbull was the piece of sh@t that acted like a spoiled bitch after rabbit beat him by one vote in a leadership spill BEFORE rabbid was elected pm.(and yes I know we don't technically vote pm) and then spent several years undermining him. The nbn was f@#ked before rabbid got hold of it and guess who was communication minister and oversaw the implementation of the nbn in the early stages ....yep mr talkbull strikes again. Now after talkbull gets rolled he is once again doing everything he can to undermine the govt like the rich spoiled bitch he is...and as far as Australians being morons well I guess theres nothin sayin anyone has to live here and put up with said morons! :lol: :drinks:


Yes labour fked it...by building it in tassie first to get wilkie votes. Anyway the idea was great even, yeah some things shouldnt be about the money but the long term benefit of the country. Sure if you enough guns you don't need fancy NBN, but consider a family of 3 school aged kids that want to study or research and try doing it on the pair gained crap where you can't get adsl2 cuz telstra split 1 phone line to connect two houses. Then they tell you to goto expensive mobile broadband... (didn't you hear of the politician that spent over AUD 1k per month on mobile broadband.)

Both are cry babies no doubt. But question is do you want a Mr negative, mesagunist who just says exactly opposite of what labour said, I swear if Rudd said sky was blue abbot would have said sky is red, come on I'd my 4 year old did that to his sister I would tell them off, this guy is an adult and even a Rhodes scholar.

So when your party leader says naa we going to build a s**t internet, do you go yeahNo you are a s**t head mr crabbot and its wrong decision.... give me one example in recent times that a politician did that mate, on any side. No they tow the party line and give the australian public a multi mix fked up internet.

Lastly as I have said before, Turnbull said this a year ago, if u kick me out I will leave the parliament. And when he was kicked out, he did what he said. True to his words. Something yet again not many politicians have done much of in recent times (on all sides of politics)

But I look at it this way, what team can run well with two captains? None can. So trabbot should have quit once he was no longer PM. and tbh I am happy Turnbull left so it allows socomo to do his work instead of having 2 ex PMs feeling him how he could be doing his job better.

Saying that all the of them have done a s**t of a job.
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Post by Daddybang » 02 Dec 2018, 2:41 pm

What talkbull has lett the government to get on ith it???? :lol: :lol: :lol:
The very simple fact is that talkbull hqs never been about anyone but talkbull. As for the nbn how did families with three kids studying do it both before the nbn and now( when you say the nbn is f@#ked.). Funnily enough i dont have the nbn hooked up and yet here I am on the Internet! :thumbsup: :lol: nbn always has been a f@#ken ill thought out joke that sounded great but was always goin to sh@t. I'm no fan of abbot but he was the elected prime minister of this country same as hawke and rudd and personally I think Keating Gillard and talkbull shouldve been charged with treason. The only way we should be able to change prime minister is through a fed election maybe then we wouldn't have the factional farce that passes for politics in this country and just maybe politicians would worry more about doin there job than keeping it!! ....... but hey I'm just a dumbass country boy that doesn't know sh@t!! :lol: :lol: :drinks:
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Post by Gaznazdiak » 02 Dec 2018, 3:07 pm

Got to agree with you Daddy, you should dance with the one you brought with you.

Changing PM for political purposes should be an offence against the people who voted you into power. Unless he's a total fvckwit like Rabbott, who should have been drowned at birth.

The fact that both sides have done so so often in the last decade should be enough to convince even the most intellectually challenged among us that EVERY politician is in the game for their own advantage only.
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Post by Ziad » 02 Dec 2018, 4:27 pm

Well after kevin macdubbin was ousted labour changed the rules and the party only has limited opportunities to change their leader, liberals should have done the same. So yes I agree with you on that.

Back to NBN, when I was 20 years old I used to use dial up internet to look at text only forums called bulliten boards or IRC chat rooms, why change that you say.... well 150 years ago people used to travel on horseback, fire single load muzzle guns with highly inaccurate shots, used to travel from England to australia via boat........Times change improvements in technology make our lives in some cases simpler and better. And the future is the age of technology.. well future is already here, and even third world countries have better, faster and more reliable internet than australia... and that's a fact.

I used to work in an organization with 22 staff connected by a simple adsl connection in country vic. It was fine most of the time, except when the staff members wanted to have a meeting with state and federal health department ppl in another town 2hrs away or even Melbourne, the trip to melbourne meant the staff were out of office for the whole day... all to attended a 1hr meeting. Our organization board members were spread over about 200km radius, as our organisation covered whole of east gippsland (about 350km).

This was fun until federal government decided it would be swell to cover whole of gippsland in one organization (joined 3 organizations to one to save money) the three offices were spread about 150km from each other in a triangle. Was really fun trying to have regular meetings between ppl in different offices doing same program... or whole organization staff meeting.

Having NBN (videoconferencing) would make life simpler and more efficient and best of all ppl could spend more time doing the job they were paid to do. As a manager it would mean team members could communicate and share documents with each other easier. You could have a tech guy based in one office easily connect to a computer in another office and fix any issues remotely. I asked telstra for a business grade connection to the three offices, cost was looking at well over 10k AUD a month. In NBN this would be closer to $300 a month

Another simple example, how many of you are older guys living in country areas, who go see their specialist in the big smoke. I spoke to a GP clinic manager who on an urgent case traveled from mallacoota to melbourne to see a specialist, a 6hr one way trip. Only for the specialist to look at the reports ask a couple of questions, and that was it. Something if they again had decent infrastructure could have easily been done by videoconferencing... which requires a decent internet connection.

I now live in the outskirts of Melbourne suburbia, 5 minutes from a big shopping centre... but still in acreage, i was taking to a neighbor she gets 1.5mbps speed internet... which is nearly good enough to open websites with pictures without wanting to go on a killing spree from all the waiting for them to download.

For me, I could think of 5 business ventures that I could startup if I had reasonable internet connection.

Plus my wife could watch Netflix movie while one of my kids watches a dinosaur docu on Netflix another watches ABC ME and third looks up youtube for some cooking recipes. While I can easily browse enough gun.

Yes while we think what NBN is only for watching movies, the real benefits would have been enormous. Who doesn't want NBN. Murdoch and telstra cuz they would be the biggest losers.
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