Need A Laugh?

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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Ziad » 02 Dec 2018, 4:28 pm

Sorry guys long rant. Don't read it.. lol
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Gaznazdiak » 02 Dec 2018, 5:08 pm

Ziad my friend, I agree totally that the NBN we have is a total dog's breakfast that would be laughed at in Bumfvck Central Africa.

We have politicians whose idea of the far future is the next electoral cycle so we are hogtied by their stupidity and cupidity, not to mention who they have sold themselves to for this sitting of parliament.

Anyone with at least 2 brain cells to rub together can see that fibre to the premises is the future and the only way to be competitive.
Unfortunately, we are prevented from rewarding our politicians with the several feet of course hemp rope their behaviour deserves, so until we change either the system or the human ticks it attracts, we are destined to remain a 1st World country with 3rd World technology.

No offense buddy, but you seriously need to use the preview option before posting. It would make your usually relevant observations more coherent.
I say that with good will towards you.
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Ziad » 02 Dec 2018, 6:33 pm

Lol noted, have tried to clear a few things, hopefully it reads better.

Actually they create policy to cater to the next week's news poll
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Gaznazdiak » 02 Dec 2018, 6:33 pm

Ziad wrote:Lol noted, have tried to clear a few things, hopefully it reads better.

Actually they create policy to cater to the next week's news poll


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Post by Daddybang » 02 Dec 2018, 7:11 pm

Nbn may be the greatest idea since christ was a corporal....im saying it was f@#ked up before rabbit ever got his hands on it. :thumbsup: :drinks:

Ziad wrote:Actually they create policy to cater to the next week's news poll


This▲▲▲ is a statement I can agree with100%
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Gaznazdiak wrote:The fact that both sides have done so so often in the last decade should be enough to convince even the most intellectually challenged among us that EVERY politician is in the game for their own advantage only.
We are nothing more to them than the fools who fund their golden ride.


Yep the days of our so called leaders representing the will of the people are.far in the past. Just f@#ken poliscum all of'em!!
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Post by Gaznazdiak » 02 Dec 2018, 7:34 pm

Yeah DB spot on.
It's because we have let them get away with it for so long.
Even rabbits learn to stay underground in the daylight if you shoot at them a few times.
I'll leave the extrapolation of that idea to the reader :D
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Post by Ziad » 02 Dec 2018, 8:32 pm

We all agree on the moe important parts. Labour fkd it and tony just made it it....t was completely fked. Who cares its the tax payers money they wasting or giving away
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by straightshooter » 03 Dec 2018, 6:54 am

Bruiser64 wrote:
Gaznazdiak wrote:Tony Rabbott has declared "He could be Prime Minister again"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know what drugs this mother fondler is on, but I want some.

This is the standard the LNP lives up to.

Christ help us.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I think you’re being a bit harsh. It is enirely feasible that over there in “Opposite World” Mr Rabbit could be given another crack at being the PM.


Me too!
Although he is somewhat anti gun he seems to be the least corrupt PM that we have had for the last 40 years.
All the others seemed to have been educated at the Obeid school of public administration.

As for the bleating about NBN.
It was never intended to provide Mr & Mrs Dropkick in Nowhereville with super internet although in some cases that may have been a byproduct of it's implementation.
It's real purpose was to recreate a government monopoly on communications, just like the good old days, with overstaffing by cronies and spivs and pricing to match.
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Post by Gaznazdiak » 03 Dec 2018, 11:10 am

G'day Straightshooter,
This is Abbott we're talking about.
That's Tony Abbott, the bloke who is totally owned and in the complete thrall of the fossil fuel industry

Mate I'm not taking the piss, everyone has an opinion, hell I'm full of them.
But how do you see the man whose deliberate sniping and backstabbing is almost solely responsible for the total dysfunction of the Australian Federal Government for his own revenge and ambition as the least corrupt?

His behaviour is the direct cause of so many policy failures and fvckups, he's probably the worst PM I can remember since Billy "big ears" McMahon.
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Stix » 03 Dec 2018, 12:46 pm

Personally i dont understand the hoohaa about Abbot...

EDIT...sorry ill rephrase that...i understand it but think its better out & exposed...

My belief is that his behaviour, despite it being disfunctional, is all just a byproduct of knowing the state of poloitics in this country is kaputskees...

He & Turnbill would no doubt both see & think that...as did many of the Labour MP's that resigned do/did when Shorten did his Rudd/Gillard/Rudd moves...!!

The king of this backstabbing, the God of corrupt politics for the single good of a power rush with complete contempt for the good of this country & its people is apparently going to be our next leader...

Remember the Labour debacle....all the Libs did since being in power was a case of monkey see monkey do...Shorten is the King of destruction in this country...he wont stop untill we are beyond recovery & there are no brains left to brainwash...!!!

Personally i think all this stupid behaviour (politics) is for the better--& i hope both--err---all parties continue it in a big way....!!!

The reason being this is the only way to have any hope of things changing, by way of the "real behaviours" of the people & bodies that run our country being exposed in its entirety.
While it is all hidden it will continue unchecked so lets encourage it to come out... :thumbsup:
No point in thinking it doesnt happen just because we cant see it. :unknown:

I hope it all implodes & the everyday consumers who think 60 mins is a top notch current affairs program, & that their steak comes from a cow that grew on a foam tray, & that a carbon tax &/or emissions trading scheme actually saves the environment, & that Coles & Wlworths advertising is telling the truth that they help our farmers, grow some fukn brains & oust our entire system & its narcissistic ways...

My only fear is that Shorten is good--he's real good at keeping his ways under wraps...he's finally picked his loyal soldiers & got rid of all the do-gooders who are there for the people...a real clever hitler but without any balls...
The man who knows everything, doesnt really know everything...he's just stopped learning...
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Gaznazdiak » 03 Dec 2018, 2:28 pm

Have to agree with that Stix.
There's not in single one in any level that I'd cross the road to piss on if they were on fire.

Unless they were likely to spread it to something of more value like a homeless person's doss mat.
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Daddybang » 03 Dec 2018, 3:15 pm

Spot on stix and gaz.
We're just supposed to not ask questions and smile when its slid home dry!!
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Ziad » 03 Dec 2018, 3:27 pm

And ppl believe their crap. Have a friend loyal union guy. I remember when I got given my retrenchment orders the union told me to fk off as I wan't their member. Then my work colleague had a chat with the guy (as the were a couple other employees getting the arse and they were members) and the reply was the union cannot do anything.

The thing is union would rather sell out their members (eg shop front employee union at woolies and coles) or never give up their conditions even if it meant that in the long run all the workers lose their jobs.

And where did Shorten come from? Lol
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by mickyj » 04 Dec 2018, 11:05 pm

Gaznazdiak wrote:Rabbott, the climate change denying, mysoginistic, homophobic, narcissist who wants to ramp up coal production in the face of worldwide acceptance of the damage it does is they best the LNP have homeboy?

Look at the alternatives, the Labor party, bought and owned by China and the unions or the rabidly anti gun Greens

Like I said, Christ help us.

Mate with language like that I’m guessing your hair is purple or maybe blue and you have a degree in women’s studies. Seriously.
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by mickyj » 04 Dec 2018, 11:20 pm

Gaznazdiak wrote:G'day Straightshooter,
This is Abbott we're talking about.
That's Tony Abbott, the bloke who is totally owned and in the complete thrall of the fossil fuel industry

Mate I'm not taking the piss, everyone has an opinion, hell I'm full of them.
But how do you see the man whose deliberate sniping and backstabbing is almost solely responsible for the total dysfunction of the Australian Federal Government for his own revenge and ambition as the least corrupt?

His behaviour is the direct cause of so many policy failures and fvckups, he's probably the worst PM I can remember since Billy "big ears" McMahon.


Ok going out on a limb here but anecdotally what industry has contributed more to the raising of living standards of the biggest number of people in History than the the fossil fuel industry?. Inconvenient but a truth nonetheless.
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by mickyj » 04 Dec 2018, 11:24 pm

Gaznazdiak wrote:G'day Straightshooter,
This is Abbott we're talking about.
That's Tony Abbott, the bloke who is totally owned and in the complete thrall of the fossil fuel industry

Mate I'm not taking the piss, everyone has an opinion, hell I'm full of them. .

Yeah mostly left wing.
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by Ziad » 05 Dec 2018, 3:51 am

mickyj wrote:
Ok going out on a limb here but anecdotally what industry has contributed more to the raising of living standards of the biggest number of people in History than the the fossil fuel industry?. Inconvenient but a truth nonetheless.



Ok I'll bite can you please tell us what industry that has done it... just please don't say it's the OH&S industry.... including clipboard holding hard hat wearing workcover/worksafe type ppl.
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Re: Need A Laugh?

Post by bigrich » 05 Dec 2018, 4:54 am

Stix wrote:Personally i dont understand the hoohaa about Abbot...

EDIT...sorry ill rephrase that...i understand it but think its better out & exposed...

My belief is that his behaviour, despite it being disfunctional, is all just a byproduct of knowing the state of poloitics in this country is kaputskees...

He & Turnbill would no doubt both see & think that...as did many of the Labour MP's that resigned do/did when Shorten did his Rudd/Gillard/Rudd moves...!!

The king of this backstabbing, the God of corrupt politics for the single good of a power rush with complete contempt for the good of this country & its people is apparently going to be our next leader...

Remember the Labour debacle....all the Libs did since being in power was a case of monkey see monkey do...Shorten is the King of destruction in this country...he wont stop untill we are beyond recovery & there are no brains left to brainwash...!!!

Personally i think all this stupid behaviour (politics) is for the better--& i hope both--err---all parties continue it in a big way....!!!

The reason being this is the only way to have any hope of things changing, by way of the "real behaviours" of the people & bodies that run our country being exposed in its entirety.
While it is all hidden it will continue unchecked so lets encourage it to come out... :thumbsup:
No point in thinking it doesnt happen just because we cant see it. :unknown:

I hope it all implodes & the everyday consumers who think 60 mins is a top notch current affairs program, & that their steak comes from a cow that grew on a foam tray, & that a carbon tax &/or emissions trading scheme actually saves the environment, & that Coles & Wlworths advertising is telling the truth that they help our farmers, grow some fukn brains & oust our entire system & its narcissistic ways...

My only fear is that Shorten is good--he's real good at keeping his ways under wraps...he's finally picked his loyal soldiers & got rid of all the do-gooders who are there for the people...a real clever hitler but without any balls...


that's all pretty accurate stuff stix, and i agree 100% . sadly, even with the post title "need a laugh " , i'm not laughing. tony mundine slipping on bunnings onions, that's pretty freakin' good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :drinks: :thumbsup:
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