by Oldbloke » 18 May 2022, 7:55 pm
To my friends who:
enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't ,
and are always seen with a bottle of water
in their hand,
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E.. Coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However,
We do NOT run that risk
when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of ****.
VERIFICATION:
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE
DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
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