Most of the good members here are probably unaware of the war myself, Wylie27 & ItsMe have been waging against the chickens. The enemy is tough and unrelenting, the little buggers refuse to fall without a fight. It's a war we're losing and I can't let the thought of defeat enter my mind so I've searched the world to find the ultimate chicken smasher and believe I've finally found it.
I present the Volquartsen Scorpion 1911 in all it's modern high tech rapid fire tacticool glory. It's currently sporting a Kahles K624i FFP scope for those long 25m shots, NightForce Titanium 20moa 1 piece mount, DLC Bolt for high cyclic rate of fire to repel chicken charge downs, Blast compensator so I can stay on target no matter how fast I fire, Ergonomic bolt cocker for rapid reloads, Hogue grips for added smashing stability, Black scary military appearance barrel and green frame to lull the chickens into a false sense of security. There's also a red dot laser with action cam so I can relive all the chicken smashing action in HD glory, Atlas BiPod with the high coefficient of friction feet to aid in those long range anti chicken sniper engagements.
A message for the anti's that may be getting their panties in a bunch, this is a piss take so get over yourself