Bent Arrow wrote:Stolen from elsewhere. Funny though
I think she's right.
Bent Arrow wrote:Stolen from elsewhere. Funny though
Die Judicii wrote:Q: What has got 4 legs and one arm ????
Ans: A very happy Rottweiler,,,,
darwindingo wrote:Die Judicii wrote:Q: What has got 4 legs and one arm ????
Ans: A very happy Rottweiler,,,,
Bahhahahahahahahah....... That one really hits a home run with me mate .... I'll never forget how happy my old boy was when he dropped some scumbags finger at my feet one morning, that had attempted to break in to my shed.. He didn't eat it as, he wouldn't eat from strangers. He got a leg of lamb for dinner for that one..
darwindingo wrote:LOL...
A police officer pulled over a bloke and asked him for his license, the bloke said "sorry I must have left it at home".
The officer said "Ok, can you at least identify yourself"
So the bloke adjusted his rear view mirror, took a quick look at himself and said: "Yes, it's me."
grandadbushy wrote:An american, scotsman,and an australian were in a pub debating who was best in making love to their wife
The american said that he whispered sweet nothings in his wifes ear and she lifted 5 inches off the bed
The scotsman said that he rubbed and massarged his wife with body oil and she lifted 10 inches off the bed
The aussie said thats buggar all i come home tell the misses to get in the bedroom and when we're finished
i wipe myself with her undies and she hits the roof
Cheers
Member-Deleted wrote:For all you DR Who fans.