by Bigjobss » 19 Jul 2017, 9:31 pm
A rabbit walks into a pub and takes a seat at the bar, nods his head at the publican and has a look up at the specials board.
"G'day mate what can I do for ya" says the bloke behind the bar.
"Hows about a beer and one of them ham and cheese toasties?" Replies the rabbit
"Sure thing boss, coming right up"
Soon after the rabbit gets his toastie, smashes it down hungrily, not a crumb to spare
"Geez that was quick, enjoy it did ya?" Says the publican
"Yeh mate it was a ripper, Il definitely be back tomorrow"
Soon after the rabbit pays, says thank you to the publican and leaves.
Next day and the rabbit is back sitting at the bar.
"Good to see ya again fella, beer and ham and cheese toastie?" says the publican
"Sure why not!" Says the bunny eagerly
Same as the day before the cotton-tail inhales the toastie, pays up quickly and promises to come back tomorrow.
Every day for the rest of the week the rabbit returns, sits at the bar, orders a beer and a ham and cheese toastie, eats it up, pays and leaves, regular as clockwork.
On the eighth day the bunny takes a seat just as usual.
"Hey there cobb, beer and a ham and cheese toastie?"
"Nah mate lets mix it up, make it ham, cheese and tomato" says the rabbit
The publican looks a bit suprised but replies happily "sure thing boss, why not?"
Soon after the bunny gets his order, just as usual he devours it in moments, pays and leaves.
Over the next few days the rabbit doesn't show up at the pub, no beer, no toasties, the publican notices the absence initially but soon enough it is business as usual.
A week passes and would you believe it the rabbit returns, in he hops, a little slower than lower than normal, but there he is, he props himself up on the lowest stool up at the bar, fur a little ragged, eyes bloodshot.
"Well hello there little fella, where here have you been lately? Oh geez you aint looking real crash hot"
The rabbit looks up slowly, obviously in discomfort, "Oh geeeez mate" he says "You wouldnt believe it" he gasps" "I have been a bit crook, I Mixa-metoasties"