by Die Judicii » 22 Aug 2017, 7:33 pm
A fellow has a "quikie" with the kitchen hand one night.
At the last moment she said "Have you got a condom, I don't want to get pregnant"
The fellow said he didn't have one, but not to worry, he would improvise,,,, so he used his silk handkerchief.
Several years later the fellow was out walking and by chance met the woman.
She had twin boys.
He remarked,, "My, you have some fine young boys there."
The woman retorted,,,,, "If you were strained through a silk handkerchief, you'd be fine too."
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.