by Stix » 13 Sep 2017, 12:41 am
Bill & Mary, an unhappily married couple together for 37 years are driving through the tight windy roads of a the hills on a terribly stormy night...
A huge tree with rain sodden roots gives way to a strong gust of wind falling right in front of the moving car, causing Bill (driving) to swerve, loose control & topple off the road down a steep 100ft drop to smash roof first into another tree, killing Bill instantly, & leaving Mary unconcious with severe internal injuries.
Bill arrives at the gates of St. Peter, & confused he asks where he is...
St. Peter explains he is at heavans gate & must pass a spelling test to enter...
Bill explains to St. Peter that he was a school dropout at the age of 14, has no education & knows of nothing other than how to weld.
St. Peter assures him the spelling test for him will be easy & asks him to spell the word 'love', which Bill does successfully, & enters heaven with a huge sigh of relief..!
Suddenly alarms begin to sound, sirens wale & red lights flash intensly...St. Peter says its Gods alarm, he is needed urgently & must depart to God immediately.
St. Peter cannot leave the gates un-manned & insists Bill take the throne till such time as he returns...
Bill..."what if some comes, what do i do...?
St. Peter..."just ask them to spell any word you choose as long as you can pronounce it correctly, if they are correct the gates will open automatically & in they walk, if they are wrong a trap door opens wherever they are standing & they disappear to hell for eternity.
10 mins later, just as all Bills worries appeared over for ever, his nagging wife appears outside the gate...
Bill..."what are you doing here" he asks Mary...
Mary..."well thanks to your uselessness & inability to even steer a car, i got slammed into a tree, knocked unconcious & suffered internal hemorrhaging, cardiac arrest & i died".
Shaking the gates vigorously, Mary goes on to say "this is obviously heaven, so let me in...now Bill...!!!!"
Bill..."you have to pass a spelling test to get in to heaven today"...
Mary..."well it cant be that hard a test if you got in...so what do i have to spell"...
Bill, with a vindicated relief in his voice says..."Czechoslovakia"
The man who knows everything, doesnt really know everything...he's just stopped learning...