Gaznazdiak wrote:Veiwers are advised that the following contains content whose irrelevance they may find offensive.
Been polishing a particularly nice batch today and you have to make sure everything is going ok, this requires diligent taste testing.
While testing hell out of this batch I rubbed my head and realized it was past time for a shave, my brain cell got to thinking about hair and wondering why so many blokes seem to have the ideal of a full head of hair psychologically entangled with manhood, as though anything less and they were somehow diminished.
I've got a full head of very thick hair that I've been shaving for decades and I've seen guys with the most amazing things on their head.
My first memory of the US was a catastrophically bad plug job on the taxi driver that tòok us from LAX to Hollywood. It looked like a dolls head.
Last time I was in town I saw a guy with obvious male pattern baldness that he was trying to cover with the worst toupee I've ever seen, it looked like he'd slapped a badly fitted merkin on there, with baldy bits visible under and through it.
Do we have any other head shavers?
Do we have anyone willing to explain the need to hide their scalp?
I think this calls for more testing
tom604 wrote:full head of hair,,sorry guy's but i do trim it down to 'one' at least once a year to show sympathy to all you folically ,foliicaly, falicly,,bald buggers out there,,if its any consolation my manly mane is that white that i look bald
Gaznazdiak wrote:It's the feeling though, Blade, just like that free feeling when you're skinny dipping and the boys are floating about doing their own, unconfined thing
bladeracer wrote:Gaznazdiak wrote:It's the feeling though, Blade, just like that free feeling when you're skinny dipping and the boys are floating about doing their own, unconfined thing
I've never worn underwear so my boys are always doing their own thing
I spent most of my adult life wearing boots and Stubbies shorts, and nothing else
Gaznazdiak wrote:You'd have done the hairy egg peep a few times then.
AZZA'S HJ47 wrote:I was screwed from early age both side are follically challenged my hair stared to fall out when i was 18. Not much point complaining about it, keep ot short and get on with things. Docs have also said that my t levels are 40 points higher than a normal person. Its a hard life being a Alpha.
bladeracer wrote:Gaznazdiak wrote:You'd have done the hairy egg peep a few times then.
Yep, they get plenty of sun
One guy sent me out to do a pergola and every time I got up on top the woman would come out and have a seat. Later on he'd told me that he'd told her what to expect, and she didn't seem to want miss out!
AZZA'S HJ47 wrote:I was screwed from early age both side are follically challenged my hair stared to fall out when i was 18. Not much point complaining about it, keep ot short and get on with things. Docs have also said that my t levels are 40 points higher than a normal person. Its a hard life being a Alpha.
TassieTiger wrote:It amazes me that all your bodies preconceived timings are pretty much predetermined by DNA....What “trigger” told that hair to go grey? What trigger told that hair fokicle to let go? Won’t be long before those triggers are reversible or able to be told something else...
Reminds of a joke.
Old guy sitting on a bench staring incessantly at a kid with pink green and blue hair...
Kid says what’s up old timer, never done anything wild in your life.
Old guy says, yep - farket a parrot once and was just wondering if you might be my kid...
Gaznazdiak wrote:Good onya Stix.
OK, let's push it even further.
We are the most "evolved" primate but things have reversed for us in the hair dept.
Our primate cousins like Chimp and Bonobo are covered in hair except for their face and their bum.
We have lost almost all our body hair except for.....our face and our bum. (Yes, on the head too but apes have that so it doesn't count)
Yet we have hair around the blurter, guaranteed to catch crap. Chimps are bare all around.
I've heard scientists trying to relate their religious beliefs with centuries of scientific evidence by calling evolution "Intelligent Design".
Not too bright a spot to put hair if your designing a critter that poops
One of my neices worked in body grooming before she started in aged nursing and was totally grossed out by the number of blokes wanting a "back, crack and sack" wax.
She said that as bad as they were, it was the sweaty fat women that creeped her the most.
Damn, went and creeped myself out now.
tom604 wrote:AZZA'S HJ47 wrote:I was screwed from early age both side are follically challenged my hair stared to fall out when i was 18. Not much point complaining about it, keep ot short and get on with things. Docs have also said that my t levels are 40 points higher than a normal person. Its a hard life being a Alpha.
got a mate like that,,all that testosterone and still not man enough to grow hair
he does have a ship load on his body ,,call him silver back
JimTom wrote:If I let my hair get to long it looks like that Redfoo clown. Big boofy hair everywhere, but I keep it well under control just as I did in the military. Old habits die hard I guess.
Am wondering why it starts growing on your back and guts as you get older though. Turning into an ape.