Chappo wrote:Did you know that cucumbers are good for your memory?.....
My uncle put one up my arse once and I’ll never forget it!
Ziege wrote:Blokes walking down the main drag and sees his ex wife in the pub with her new bloke, he's in the mood to stirr some trouble so he waltzes in and sidles up to the new bloke and says,
"hey mate, how's the second hand pussy?"
Without any hesitation at all the new bloke replies
"Bloody awesome mate, after the first two inches it's like brand new!"
Stix wrote:A new study has shown that an increasing number of men batter their women.
Can't see the attraction myself.
I've always eaten mine raw...
marksman wrote:"Ever noticed that glass tastes like blood?"
"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."