by Die Judicii » 27 Dec 2019, 12:36 am
A farmers prize Boar pig had started to age, and wasn't doing what he used to do well.
The farmer called out the old local vet to help.
After looking at the boar, the vet handed over a bottle of pills, and told the farmer to give the pig one pill per day.
The next day, the old boar had a new lease on life and everything was fine.
However, a month later, the pills ran out.
So the farmer rings to ask the vet for some more,,,,, but he was told the vet was on holidays, so his replacement would come out.
When he arrived he said to the farmer,,,, I'm not sure what pills were prescribed, but can you describe them to me ?
The farmer said "Yep,, no problem,,,,,, they were a pinkish red in color,,,,,,, and really bitter.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.