Desperate times mean Desperate Measures

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Desperate times mean Desperate Measures

Post by Die Judicii » 24 Mar 2020, 8:44 pm

In desperate times,,,,,, raid the gun cupboard fellas

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Post by bladeracer » 25 Mar 2020, 12:18 am

I have a few rolls of four-by-two, but I'll wipe my bum with sandpaper before I waste those!
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Post by Sergeant Hartman » 25 Mar 2020, 11:32 am

Hmm i think i am with blade on this one
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Post by Noisydad » 25 Mar 2020, 11:43 am

I have a Ribbon Gum tree that sheds kilometres of bark and I’m hoarding it till the price rises!
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Post by marksman » 25 Mar 2020, 3:20 pm

Noisydad wrote:I have a Ribbon Gum tree that sheds kilometres of bark and I’m hoarding it till the price rises!



:lol: l'm going past a big one in the morning, thanks for the heads up, good advise :lol: :drinks:
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Post by TassieTiger » 25 Mar 2020, 3:25 pm

I must be a soft c%ck....ribbon bark? Really...? I’d bleed for a week.
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Post by Sergeant Hartman » 25 Mar 2020, 6:22 pm

Use lube... lots of lube... and some siracha sauce
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Post by Stix » 25 Mar 2020, 6:39 pm

Maybe just take that on advisement not to share a tent with Noisy... :?
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Post by Blr243 » 25 Mar 2020, 6:59 pm

Rolls of Absorbent kitchen paper towels cut in half with a very sharp knife gives you two rolls of toilet paper I tried it and it works fine Tonight I will work on the best way to shoot dress and sell wild pork to the hungry masses without getting caught and fined by the meat authority and by Sunday night I will have developed a vaccine for corona. Watch this space
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Post by Noisydad » 25 Mar 2020, 7:00 pm

The only thing that gets any lube from me is my great big bullets and that's made from bacon lard.
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Post by Noisydad » 25 Mar 2020, 7:01 pm

Who said anything about using lube? Not me!
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