by Die Judicii » 06 Jul 2021, 11:14 pm
William Harley eventually died and went to heaven.
Just inside the Pearly Gates, he was asked by a noble looking old gent as to who he was,,, and why he thought he should be ushered into heaven.
William puffed out his chest, and announced that he was none other than "William Harley" and that he believed he should be granted entry into
heaven because he had invented the most famous motor bike of all time.
And then he asked,,,,,,,,,, and who might you be ?
The noble old gent replied,, well yes, you most certainly did invent a fantastic bike,,,, and by the way,, I am God,,, and I invented Woman, the best
ride of them all.
To which William countered,,,,,,,, YES, I agree to a certain point but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You did make a major engineering fault with your model.
And God said,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Oh yes ???? and what would that fault be ?
William replied,,,,,, "Well,,,,, you placed the intake port far too close to the exhaust"
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
Whilst in most cases ignorance should be excused,,,,,,, stupididty simply cannot.