Two old mates that hadn't seen each other for a few years met up one day and decided to have a few beers, and catch up.
Fred says to Bob,, "So where have you been and what have you been doing these past years" ??
Bob replies,, "Well I've been up in central QLD,,, and marking most of the young scrub bulls that are mustered to prevent over breeding."
Fred says ,,, "WOW, so your putting rings on em,," ??
Bob replies,, "Nope,,,,,,, by the time they're all in the yards,, they're pretty thirsty,,,,,, so we put water in a trough,,,, and when they are all heads
down and drinking we sneak up behind and crush em with two house bricks."
Fred says,,,, "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh,,,,,,, doesn't that hurt like hell" ??
Bob replies,,, "Nope,,,,,, not at all,,,,,,,, so long as you keep your thumbs out from between the bricks."
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.