by Die Judicii » 29 May 2022, 8:49 pm
A weedy little Japanese tourist got into a serious disagreement with a Biker at a pub.
The tourist challenged the biker to "step out the back" into the carpark.
There followed sounds of the fight that was clearly heard from within the bar.
A few minutes later the little tourist re entered seemingly unscathed, and took a seat at the bar,,, while the Biker dragged himself in and
was battered, bruised and bleeding.
Patrons gathered around him and asked How did you manage to do that ?
Easy, the tourist said,,,,, Imperial School of Karate, 1958.
Half an hour later, the Biker challenged the tourist to a rematch,,,,,,,,,, so they headed back out to the carpark.
Moments later the sounds of a mighty battle filled the bar,,,,,,,,, whereupon the Biker returned with a grin and ordered a beer.
The tourist limped back in with bruises and abrasions all over.
The patrons asked the Biker how he had managed to win this round,,,,,,,,,
The Biker replied,,,,
Easy,, Harley Davidson Drive Chain,, 1953
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.