by Lazarus » 24 Jul 2022, 4:32 pm
WARNING RUDENESS
the easily offended should look away.
The Rudd boys have been breeding their pigs for years to try to win the Blue Ribbon at the Royal Easter Show.
Finally they have a prize winner and head up to Sydney.
On the way Dave says to Dad, "Hey Dad, youse reckon while we're in the big city without the womenfolk we could maybe visit one of them brothel places?"
"You know what Dave, I rekon we could do just that" replied Dad with a leer.
After seeing their prize boar safely tucked up in a stall at the Showground, the boys head for the bright lights.
Neither having partaken of such carnal activities before, they were a little lost.
"What's one these knocking shops look like Dad" asked Dave.
"Buggered if I know Dave, but I reckon they'd be pretty popular, eh? Just keep an eye out for likely places."
Walking up George St they come to a big Hoyts theatre with a line waiting at the ticket office.
"This must be it Dave, look at that line" says Dad.
"But Dad, some of them blokes have brung their own girl with them" says Dave.
"Well Dave, these city folk are more sophisticated than us Snake Gully folk, who knows what goes on in there" says Dad with a grin.
"Jesus Dad, what'll I ask for" asks Dave.
"Hell, I don't bloody know, just ask for whatever the bloke in front of you asks for"
Getting to the ticket office, the man in front says to the ticket seller, "Two, upper circle please"
Daves turn arrives and he says "Two up her circle please" and giggles.
The ticket seller replies, "Sorry Sir, we have no upper circle left"
At this point Dad leans in and says " Never mind love, two up her arse will do"
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard