I was in Cunnings the other day looking for a mattoch/hammer combination to aid in setting dog traps and hammering in the stakes.
I'm in the "Garden" section of digging and chopping tools,,,, but there was no one tool that would be adequate for performing both.
It looked like I'd have to buy two separate tools to get the job done well.
Also,,,,,,,,, the tools that were on offer were all locked up behind the see through doors.
(Locked away to keep customers and staff safe from idiots like the ones that apparently went apesh!t in one of the stores down south.)
Now this is where things suddenly get real STUPID.
The nice lady working in the Garden Tools section suggested I go about 5 aisles up to the "Tool Store" aisle and have a look there.
So off I go,,,,,,,, and sure enough, there were all these digging, chopping, cutting, and hammering tools like I wanted.
But,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, None of them were locked up.
I can only surmise that people in the Garden section can be crazy and dangerous,,,,,, but not so if your in the Tool Section.
And what sort of whooopy weed does the store managers and policy makers smoke ?





