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Joke Thread :lol:
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 09 Apr 2023, 5:08 pm
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 10 Apr 2023, 7:53 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 11 Apr 2023, 9:30 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
- Posts: 2189
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 11 Apr 2023, 10:11 pm
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Blatantly stolen from another forum - At Least I thought it Funny
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 12 Apr 2023, 8:28 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 12 Apr 2023, 7:27 pm
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 13 Apr 2023, 8:59 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 13 Apr 2023, 3:30 pm
The one of the ute is a pearler
The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
Now I'm a member. 
Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
Now I'm a member. Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 13 Apr 2023, 4:31 pm
Oldbloke wrote:The one of the ute is a pearler
I wouldn't say a word.
Just watch
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 13 Apr 2023, 6:49 pm
Lazarus wrote:Oldbloke wrote:The one of the ute is a pearler
I wouldn't say a word.
Just watch
Me too. A bit like watching the entertainment at the local boat ramp.
The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby. Now I'm a member.
Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
Now I'm a member. Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 13 Apr 2023, 8:26 pm
Lazarus wrote:Oldbloke wrote:The one of the ute is a pearler
I wouldn't say a word.
Just watch
And make sure your camera is idling.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 14 Apr 2023, 4:14 am
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 14 Apr 2023, 8:21 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 15 Apr 2023, 8:19 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
- Posts: 2189
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 16 Apr 2023, 7:54 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
- Posts: 2189
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Apr 2023, 7:21 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
- Posts: 2189
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Apr 2023, 9:18 am
Today I went to the bank and told them I identify as a millionaire, and that I'd like to withdraw my money.
They laughed and asked me to leave.
Turns out - just because you believe something in your brain, doesn't make it true, and you can't force others to pretend it is.
They laughed and asked me to leave.
Turns out - just because you believe something in your brain, doesn't make it true, and you can't force others to pretend it is.
The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby. Now I'm a member.
Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
Now I'm a member. Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Apr 2023, 9:19 am
Today my wife gave me a "I hope you get better soon card!" Its not that I am unwell she just wants me to get better.
The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby. Now I'm a member.
Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
Now I'm a member. Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
-
Oldbloke - Field Marshal
- Posts: 13215
- Victoria
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Apr 2023, 9:56 am
Oldbloke wrote:Today I went to the bank and told them I identify as a millionaire, and that I'd like to withdraw my money.
They laughed and asked me to leave.
Turns out - just because you believe something in your brain, doesn't make it true, and you can't force others to pretend it is.
This isn't you acting out again is it OB?
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Apr 2023, 5:54 pm
The Ultimate Insult for some of these Brain Dead Oxygen Thieves.
You were never born,,,,,, Just spat out onto a hot tin fence and left to hatch in the sun.
You were never born,,,,,, Just spat out onto a hot tin fence and left to hatch in the sun.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 18 Apr 2023, 9:03 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 19 Apr 2023, 9:37 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
- Posts: 2189
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 21 Apr 2023, 9:41 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
- Posts: 2189
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 21 Apr 2023, 12:50 pm
The one about the dominatrix is right on the money. I get put in line for so many things and I rate her as better than most.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 22 Apr 2023, 10:48 am
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I think we all probably know someone like this
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 23 Apr 2023, 6:04 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 23 Apr 2023, 8:39 pm
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 29 Apr 2023, 8:29 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
- Posts: 2189
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 30 Apr 2023, 9:20 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Second Lieutenant
- Posts: 2189
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 01 May 2023, 8:50 am
The Gibbon is like my wife she has an urge to upset the family just to get a reaction. Thats my theory anyway she sees it differently.
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