Joke Thread :lol:

[Lazarus]

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[Jackaroo]

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[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

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[Sarco]

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Blatantly stolen from another forum - At Least I thought it Funny

[Lazarus]

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[womble]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oponIfu5L3Y

[Lazarus]

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[Oldbloke]

The one of the ute is a pearler

[Lazarus]

The one of the ute is a pearler

I wouldn't say a word.

Just watch

[Oldbloke]

The one of the ute is a pearler

I wouldn't say a word.

Just watch

Me too. A bit like watching the entertainment at the local boat ramp.

[Die Judicii]

The one of the ute is a pearler

I wouldn't say a word.

Just watch

And make sure your camera is idling.

[womble]

https://www.ozgunsales.com/listing/120356/adler_b220_12g.html

[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

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[Oldbloke]

Today I went to the bank and told them I identify as a millionaire, and that I'd like to withdraw my money.

They laughed and asked me to leave.

Turns out - just because you believe something in your brain, doesn't make it true, and you can't force others to pretend it is.

[Oldbloke]

Today my wife gave me a "I hope you get better soon card!" Its not that I am unwell she just wants me to get better.

[Lazarus]

Today I went to the bank and told them I identify as a millionaire, and that I'd like to withdraw my money.

They laughed and asked me to leave.

Turns out - just because you believe something in your brain, doesn't make it true, and you can't force others to pretend it is.

This isn't you acting out again is it OB?

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[Die Judicii]

The Ultimate Insult for some of these Brain Dead Oxygen Thieves.

You were never born,,,,,, Just spat out onto a hot tin fence and left to hatch in the sun.

[Lazarus]

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[Larry]

The one about the dominatrix is right on the money. I get put in line for so many things and I rate her as better than most.

[Lazarus]

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I think we all probably know someone like this

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[Robin]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads...

[Lazarus]

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