Was chainsawing a bunch of ancient bluegums for firewood. I forgot to put on suitable footwear, but I ignored it as usually the blades don't come anywhere near my person anyway. Well, I had my foot placed upon the log I was cutting, and had gotten about 4, 5 decent blocks.
Chainsaw suddenly slipped, and with it, I heard the cutting of fabric and that itchy, inflamed feel.
(Yes, ugg ugg.))
I stopped the chainsaw, and pulled back for a moment, just reaching down to pull off the now ruined 20$ KKKmart pair. There was: A. Torn sock. B. Blood. C. Itchy toe.
After cleaning it up, I found my toe was still there, and the teeth only just grazed me.
(Taken a day later, healed a bit since it happened, but still a bit squishy)
Lesson learned: Uggboots and chainsaws don't mix.