Funny Putdowns

[Die Judicii]

Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.

[jake84]

Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.

hahahahhahahahahahah gold
you should think about getting health cover hahahahaha

[Die Judicii]

Said to one of those real morons,,,,,,,,,

Hey numbnuts,,You weren't born, you were spat out onto a corrugated iron fence, and left to hatch in the sun.

[JOY]

Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.

hey this is pretty offensive ...Right.

The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know.

[Die Judicii]

Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.

hey this is pretty offensive ...Right.

The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know.

I dunno ?????????????

At least I share em equally on both sides of the gender fence.

[KWhorenet]

Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.

hey this is pretty offensive ...Right.

The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know.

I dunno ?????????????

At least I share em equally on both sides of the gender fence.

What women don't see is what happens to us on the inside. sigh.

We do our bleeding from our heart and tears just don't exit our ducts, they simply dribble back into our sinuses and we use a bush hanky sleeve to wipe our noses.

But yeah I don't hold back on the rants if I get screwed for being generous and trusting. A blow up is for a reason, not for conversation only

[Die Judicii]

Yet another Put Down,,,,,,,,

To say that a person needs a Nose Job,,, not to get it straightened, but simply put it Between the eyes where it belongs.

[JOY]

Is that your nose or are you eating a bannana

[Tiger650]

I reckon he was born with two dicks, nobody could get that silly playing with one.

[Noisydad]

Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.

hey this is pretty offensive ...Right.

The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know.

Great comeback Joy!

[sandgroperbill]

A cousin of mine (can be a chauevenistic ahole at times) was stuck in a chicken treat drive through for about half an hour one night. He finally got to the window and the girl passed him his meal and said "sorry about the wait".
He just says "don't worry. Do a bit of walking and you'll lose it" and drives off.

[sandgroperbill]

You know what Victorians are?
Proof Tasmanians can swim.

See the pay phone over there? Here's 50c and you can tell somebody who cares. Or here. Have a dollar and you can tell them all.

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

[North East]

You know what Victorians are?
Proof Tasmanians can swim.

See the pay phone over there? Here's 50c and you can tell somebody who cares. Or here. Have a dollar and you can tell them all.

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Yes my friend....AND WE CAN HUNT VIRTUALLY ANY WHERE WE WANT....bit different in W.A isn't it?

[sandgroperbill]

I can hunt virtually anywhere i want...












...as long as it's interstate

[6mmdasher]

for the shorter of our kind
Stand up when you talk to me!
If I wanted any s---t out of you I would have squeezed your head.
For the south aussies!
living proof the tasmanians can swim!
Half an hour and ten years behind!

[Die Judicii]

Seeing as how South Australians are in the cross hairs at the moment ,,,,

All their problems start with the water they drink,, (Adelaide) >>>>> "Addle Aide"

[tom604]

xxxx because Queenslander's can't spell beer

??? where do the Victorian's find all those cat's???,,,,,,,,V B

[Die Judicii]

xxxx because Queenslander's can't spell beer

??? where do the Victorian's find all those cat's???,,,,,,,,V B

All the cats ???

That's easy, they import them from SA of course,

[hamish]

He's that tight he wouldn't give you the steam of his sh.t ...or he'd skin his grandmother for a buck

[VICHunter]

I can hunt virtually anywhere i want...



...as long as it's interstate

[Walt68]

you have the intelligence of a stillborn cockroach

[sally-bee]

It would be that the thread that is deliberately about arguing goes smoothly with no arguments

[Die Judicii]

My son once described his sisters boyfriend as having "the mechanical prowess of a mongoloid maggot".

Looking back, I'm sure he was correct.

[Rocker]

The boy had a good vocabulary on him then

[Gaznazdiak]

"Pull your head in"
"I would if I had one like yours"
"Well you might if you washed it"

[Stix]

One of my favorites i use most times if im talking to someone & you get that rude someone else that walks up & interrupts...

I let them get part way into what they want to say & interrupt them back-.........- i tap them on the arm mid sentence & in a very animated way i say...

"oh ive just realised what ive done, im so very sorry, i cant believe ive done it again..(melodramatic sigh & shameful look down to the ground)....Its a bad habit i have, but at least im aware of it now & making an effort to accept i do it, & that will help me to eventually overcome the problem...again im so sorry, so please, accept my most humble apologies for talking while you were interrupting"...

Its an absolute cracker...leaves em so stumped they often forget what they were saying as they are getting laughed at by others nearby...

[Thom318]

My absolute favourite was from Sir Churchill and an old puritant bag

Old Bag: Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison you tea.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Or "He gives me the sh#ts like a Laxette curry"

[Sarco]

xxxx because Queenslander's can't spell beer

??? where do the Victorian's find all those cat's???,,,,,,,,V B

No XXXX because you cannot put Sh$t on a can of beer anywhere in the world

[Member-Deleted]

Some of mine are.

To someone who interjects without being asked. "If I want a pig, I will rattle a bucket."

To someone that whinges about being put down. "if you fly with crows, you have to expect to be shot at."

To let someone know how ugly you think they are. "If my dog's head was as ugly as yours, I would shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards."

To someone who has just done something dumb. "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."

There are many more where these cam from.

[Gwion]

I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire.....

And which rock did you crawl out from underneath.....

If I were a c..t, you'd be trying to lick me/ If I were a c...head, you'd be trying to suck me

You're mistaking me for someone who gives a f..k what you think.