Hey DJ the old dog might get cranky because she's had too many welding flashes lately mate
Those rotties scare the Christ out of me I was traveling out west once and got low on fuel so pulled up at a 24hr servo
the servo was actually shut but you could ring the bell and someone would switch the pumps on for you to get fuel
So it was well marked where the bell was and you had to walk down the side of the building and through a gate so I done it all rang the bell a bloke got up off a couch give me the ok sign so I turned to get fuel and there it was this feken big rottie showing more ivory than a full grown walrus
then the door flew open and the bloke says bugga me I for got I hadn't tied the dog up I nearly fainted then he laughed and told the dog to piss off
he later told me the old dog was that lazy he wouldn't even chew his food properly let alone bite but he puts on a good front
So then I said to the bloke mate when I turned and saw that dog even if he is lazy if he had given me his food I would have chewed it for him