Weeellll marksman...
Here's a yarn for ya...
Went to do that with that deer actually...
Problem is the roller door in the way...
So i tied rope, opened the roller door, started car, then lifted the deer onto a wheelie bin...you know--to minimise how far out on the road i drive because there is no verge--just footpath then road...
So...picture this...there i was in broad daylight lifting fallow buck up onto wheelie bin...
Fallow buck is still for the most part wrapped in blood soaked cotton bed sheet...
Fresh blood...
Still dripping...
Just then a mum walked past with doggie on lead & young daughter in hand...all looked at me...
Me be like...
...this cant look good...
Quickly let the deer sort of drop/semi controlled fall to ground...
Bin fell over...
Doggie liked what he smelt & was determined to drag mummy, who was connected to little girl, in for a looksie & licksy...
Mummy got control of doggie & kept on...
phew'Turned car off & shut the roller door...
I struggled...but lifted it up...
It looked as big as a person wrapped in the sheet...& id just taken it out the back of my car...just like the movies...
The man who knows everything, doesnt really know everything...he's just stopped learning...