Oldbloke wrote:A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several applicants and completing all the checks and training, the field was narrowed to the three most promising candidates. The day came for the final test, which would determine which of equally qualified candidates, would get the job.
The final candidates consisted of two men and one woman. you will find your husband, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun, walked into the room, and before the door closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another, for thirteen shots, the noise continued. Then all hell broke loose. For the next several minutes, the men heard screaming, cursing, furniture crashing and banging on the walls; then suddenly, silence. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
A CIA boss was on holiday, and travelling the country side.
He stopped in a quaint little country town for a meal,, and while looking for a suitable shop he couldn't help but notice there were targets drawn on street signs, shop walls, shop windows, and cars.
And, every single one of them had a bullet hole smack bang in the center.
He sees a man walking towards him, and asked,,,,,, "Who is responsible for all this shooting of targets ?"
The man replies,,, Ah yes,,, that would be Jasper the village idiot.
So,,,,,, thinking he'd stumbled on a perfect and natural candidate for a CIA assasin he arranges to meet up with Jasper.
The CIA boss wastes no time, and asks Jasper,,, How did you manage to become such a good shot,, because every target you have hit is a perfect shot ?
Ahhhhh yes,,,,,,, replied Jasper, That's easy,,,, I just do a whole heap of shooting, then I go find the bullet holes, and draw the targets.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
Whilst in most cases ignorance should be excused,,,,,,, stupididty simply cannot.