rc42 wrote:Not exactly a joke but made me laugh out loud.
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Outstanding, gotta love a redneck
Joke Thread :lol:
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 15 Sep 2022, 4:18 pm
Outstanding, gotta love a redneck
Courage is knowing it might
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 15 Sep 2022, 4:41 pm
Its a bit old...but Ukrainian soldier training for the war
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
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Stupidity is the same
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Oct 2022, 6:13 am
Lol. I would never have noticed the dog.
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Now I'm a member. 
Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Oct 2022, 7:06 am
Oldbloke wrote:Lol. I would never have noticed the dog.
Me either, just saw the bum and wondered if she was wearing was a g string or going commando.
There were "other" thoughts, probably best I keep them to myself
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
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And that's why life is hard
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Oct 2022, 10:02 am
Lazarus wrote:Oldbloke wrote:Lol. I would never have noticed the dog.
Me either, just saw the bum and wondered if she was wearing was a g string or going commando.
There were "other" thoughts, probably best I keep them to myself
Ahaaa, so, your not a bott. Your human.
The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby. Now I'm a member.
Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Oct 2022, 11:48 am
Oldbloke wrote:Lazarus wrote:Oldbloke wrote:Lol. I would never have noticed the dog.
Me either, just saw the bum and wondered if she was wearing was a g string or going commando.
There were "other" thoughts, probably best I keep them to myself
Ahaaa, so, your not a bott. Your human.
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
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And that's why life is hard
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
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And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
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And that's why life is hard
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 18 Oct 2022, 10:06 am
Bloody caught me. Lol
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The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby. Now I'm a member.
Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 18 Oct 2022, 4:20 pm
This classic deserves to be watched over and over.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 18 Oct 2022, 6:57 pm
Oldbloke wrote:Bloody caught me. Lol
Did those women give consent?
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 18 Oct 2022, 8:50 pm
Oldbloke wrote:Bloody caught me. Lol
Ahhh, so the position's open then?
(See what I did there?
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 20 Oct 2022, 9:54 pm
The "Claven" Theory
The "Claven" Theory" offers the best proof that beer actually does make you smarter....."One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Don't you feel smarter after a few?
The "Claven" Theory" offers the best proof that beer actually does make you smarter....."One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Don't you feel smarter after a few?
The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
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Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
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Stupidity is the same
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 25 Oct 2022, 9:01 am
Trust.
Some people have WAY more than I do.
Some people have WAY more than I do.
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Courage is knowing it might
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
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Stupidity is the same
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
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hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
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Courage is knowing it might
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Stupidity is the same
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And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 04 Nov 2022, 5:06 am
Oldie, but goodie.
'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously. 'THEN what happened?'
'Well, he came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.
'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, and began to kiss her all over.'
Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'
DUNNO?!? I got an erection, and fell off my perch.!'
'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously. 'THEN what happened?'
'Well, he came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.
'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, and began to kiss her all over.'
Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'
DUNNO?!? I got an erection, and fell off my perch.!'
The greatest invention in the history of man is beer.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby. Now I'm a member.
Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
Now I'm a member. Hunt safe. A bit more bang is better.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 04 Nov 2022, 8:44 am
Oldbloke wrote:Oldie, but goodie.
'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously. 'THEN what happened?'
'Well, he came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.
'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, and began to kiss her all over.'
Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'
DUNNO?!? I got an erection, and fell off my perch.!'
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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