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Post by Lazarus » 31 Dec 2022, 8:11 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 02 Jan 2023, 7:48 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 03 Jan 2023, 1:47 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 04 Jan 2023, 8:06 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 04 Jan 2023, 11:47 am

Just heard a report on the news, "thousands of Brazilians had gathered" to pay respect to Pelé.

Now doesn't that conjure up one bodacious mental image :mrgreen:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 04 Jan 2023, 12:15 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 05 Jan 2023, 8:23 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by womble » 05 Jan 2023, 5:41 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Post by womble » 06 Jan 2023, 10:58 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 17 Jan 2023, 11:04 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 19 Jan 2023, 1:23 pm

A guy goes to a psychologist and the doc wants to do a Rorschach ink blot test.

He shows the man the first blot, "What do you see here" he asked.

"Two people having sex in the missionary position" replied the man.

The doc made a note and showed the man a second blot.

"That's three people having sex"

The doc made another note and showed the man another blot.

"Two people doing it doggie style while the third one watches".

The doc makes another notation and shows the man a final blot.

"Wow" exclaimed the man, "that's trhee people having sex with a goat."

The psychologist puts the blots aside and says to the man "It seems fairly obvious, you have an abnormal fascination with sex."

"Me?" says the man indignantly, "You're the one with all the dirty pictures".
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 19 Jan 2023, 10:03 pm

:lol: Did you record my last appointment.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 23 Jan 2023, 7:08 pm

Willy Jeddediah Clampet.

Ewes all know the tune, sing along,

Listen a story about a man named Willy,
a poor mountaineer who was rather silly,
then one day he was shooting at some food,
and up from the ground jumped granny in the nude.

Yep in the nude. See ya'll
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 25 Jan 2023, 9:25 am

In the late 70s Doug Anthony was at a public function in Ballina.

Towards the end of the evening, an old bushy came up to him and said " You look familiar, who might you be?"

Mr Anthony smiled at the old gent and proudly announced, "I'm the Country Member"

The old bushy looked at him with his head slightly cocked and replied, "Ah yeah, I remember"
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Larry » 29 Jan 2023, 8:17 am

That last one should be on the welcome page for new users :D :lol:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Larry » 31 Jan 2023, 7:23 am

I got the last one on the weekend.

Me Whats wrong honey.
Her Im not happy
me why
Her I am angry at you
Me why is that
Her I dont know.
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