Getting it wrong, sheesh.

[Oldbloke]

Marketing that is just wrong.
Here is a well known one, Almond milk. Since when did almonds have nipples?
Oats too now.

Wind farms, since when did they make wind, i thought it was power!
What pisses you off.

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[JohnV]

You need to get more range and bush time .

[Oldbloke]

You need to get more range and bush time .

Lol. Correct

[deye243]

Renewables are cheaper is a good one .

[bigpete]

Barista bakeries piss me off. I go in to get a pie and an ice coffee and I've gotta wait 15 minutes while the person behind the counter makes someone a creamy frappacino with an extra drizzle of bull semen and a slice of lemon ffs

[womble]

That would be all bakeries in SA too.
Or how would they say “the bahrista baakerie. Perhaps some scones with some maarmelaide would be nice and a boysenberret tart.
And then you walk out with your freshly squeezed free range orange juice that’s tastes exactly like coles juice, some stale buns dipped in flour and a f***ing standard garden variety blueberry tart that you could have bought a pack of 12 from coles for the same price.
Very pretentious but also in a creepy kinda way and you have to wonder what those blue barrels out back the of bakery really have in them.
You sure are in the wrong place for a meat pie with sauce. All their country towns are surreal, feels like you’re in bat country. Half the people in the town are probably vampires.

[Die Judicii]

What really p!sses me off,,,,,

You go into a shop and you get for example,, A bottle of milk.
You place it on the counter/checkout,,, and get ready to pay for it.
Then the store person or checkout chick looks at you and says,,,, "Is that all ?"

The last time that happened to me, I made an exaggerated close up look at the bottle of milk,, looked up and down the counter,,, did a 360 degree turn looking behind me,, then emptied the contents of my pocket,,, and then said, "Well I'm pretty certain that's all I wanted, and as you can clearly see,,,, I didn't have a roast chook hidden in my pocket."

[GQshayne]

What really p!sses me off,,,,,

You go into a shop and you get for example,, A bottle of milk.
You place it on the counter/checkout,,, and get ready to pay for it.
Then the store person or checkout chick looks at you and says,,,, "Is that all ?"

The last time that happened to me, I made an exaggerated close up look at the bottle of milk,, looked up and down the counter,,, did a 360 degree turn looking behind me,, then emptied the contents of my pocket,,, and then said, "Well I'm pretty certain that's all I wanted, and as you can clearly see,,,, I didn't have a roast chook hidden in my pocket."

Shop assistants must love you!

[womble]

The freaking up selling at servos. I don’t have a way to deal with it.
“You want a lighter yes. You want caramelo koala . Look at my caramelo koalas” gesturing “ special price for 2
Just holding my card out blindly searching for the eftpos staring left and right trying to ignore him
Just holding my breath so i don’t tell him where he can shove his stupid koalas.
I just don’t have a handle on these confrontations. I just want fuel stop harassing me. I’m not answering your questions. Take the payment for the fuel .
“You want banana”
No no i don’t need a banana. Really please i did’nt come in here to buy a banana. Just stop. Because I’m going to assault you with a banana if you don’t let me go. I swear to god I will hunt you down with that banana

[womble]

What really p!sses me off,,,,,

You go into a shop and you get for example,, A bottle of milk.
You place it on the counter/checkout,,, and get ready to pay for it.
Then the store person or checkout chick looks at you and says,,,, "Is that all ?"

The last time that happened to me, I made an exaggerated close up look at the bottle of milk,, looked up and down the counter,,, did a 360 degree turn looking behind me,, then emptied the contents of my pocket,,, and then said, "Well I'm pretty certain that's all I wanted, and as you can clearly see,,,, I didn't have a roast chook hidden in my pocket."

Shop assistants must love you!

If he’s showing them what he has in his pants under the guise of look at my chicken, I think the security guard knows him well too.

[Bergararse]

Yeah, but who can say no to a couple of Caramello Koalas?

[Flyonline]

From my local hardware. And it's hand written

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[Oldbloke]

From my local hardware. And it's hand written

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Lol. The world is full of dopes