Joke Thread :lol:

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[Lazarus]

I don't think I need to caption this.
Eh, Budgie?

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[Die Judicii]

I don't think I need to caption this.
Eh, Budgie?

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I see what you did there.

[Lazarus]

I don't think I need to caption this.
Eh, Budgie?

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I see what you did there.

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[Lazarus]

After the riot at Wakely, where a crowd attacked the paramedics and cops who came to help them, one really does have to wonder;

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[Peterwho]

Never forget Robert Muldoon, long time ago Prime Minister of New Zealand, who said after being asked if he was concerned about the large numbers of New Zealanders migrating to Australia, replied “no, it had the effect of raising the average IQ of both countries.”

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[Oldbloke]

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[Oldbloke]

British Humour . . . .



A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.

Iraq , Iran and Syria are totally ruined.

The governments don't know where to start providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help keep the peace.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending clothing.

New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

Great Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.



God Bless GREAT BRITAIN.

[Oldbloke]

British Humour . . . .



A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.

Iraq , Iran and Syria are totally ruined.

The governments don't know where to start providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help keep the peace.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending clothing.

New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

Great Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.



God Bless GREAT BRITAIN.

[Oldbloke]

The wife told me this morning that she was leaving me , I just replied " Oh OK " she then said " You really are an inconsiderate prick" . I replied " No I'm not , I have every intention of helping you pack"

[Oldbloke]

Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.

Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys honoured his wish. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.
After a while Mick says, 'Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?'

Without a word Paddy slips over the side only to find himself standing in water up to his knees.

'Dis'll never do, Mick. Let's row some more.'

After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side again but the water is only up to his belly, so they row on.

Again, Mick asks Paddy, 'Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out Paddy?'

Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost immediately says,

'No dis'll neva do.' The water was only up to his chest. So on they row and row and row and finally Paddy slips over the side and disappears.

Quite a bit of time goes by, and poor Mick is really getting himself into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the surface gasping for breath.

'Well, is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?'

WAIT FOR IT



'Aye 'tis,

NOW hand me dat shovel.'

[Oldbloke]

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[Vince24]

I did not think I would say that one day, but even the most vulgar and tasteless memes ever posted by Lazzarus were sheer poetry material compared to that...(!)

[Peterwho]

I did not think I would say that one day, but even the most vulgar and tasteless memes ever posted by Lazzarus were sheer poetry material compared to that...(!)

Indeed. Imagine the dross you have to trawl through. Where is laz, I think we are missing him