Fading away.

[Die Judicii]

I have a theory that is saying that the average humans “tackle” (penis) is getting smaller. This is supported by the simple fact that in latter years the zip in jeans is getting shorter and shorter.

[Wapiti]

Nah mate. It's getting longer.
It has to bend up and over the stupid short Chinese s**t zips in men's duds now, straighten out and still have enough length to be steered.

[Die Judicii]

Nah mate. It's getting longer.
It has to bend up and over the stupid short Chinese s**t zips in men's duds now, straighten out and still have enough length to be steered.

[perentie]

And waist lines are getting lower and lower so your belt ends up around your bum instead of above your hip bones like it should be.
I have one pair of Wranglers left with a waist I can belt up above my hips without the crutch ending up my bum crack.

[bigpete]

And waist lines are getting lower and lower so your belt ends up around your bum instead of above your hip bones like it should be.
I have one pair of Wranglers left with a waist I can belt up above my hips without the crutch ending up my bum crack.

Not everyone wears a belt " like it should be " allegedly

[Wapiti]

And waist lines are getting lower and lower so your belt ends up around your bum instead of above your hip bones like it should be.
I have one pair of Wranglers left with a waist I can belt up above my hips without the crutch ending up my bum crack.

All the proper "Cowboy" cut Wranglers and even the gay sellout Levi models meant for real men have the above-the-hip waistbands.
Because they are meant for MEN, not binary misfits.
I have noticed the slim-leg workwear "longs" that have stovepipe legs and arse-crack height waistbands. But that's great, because you can tell from 50m away that you are dealing with an individual with a bad attitude, a lack of skill and no future. Mr Lazy. Mr Rework.

[Wapiti]

Actually, a bigger indicator of a bad attitude w@nker is a 50-something d*ckhead with long greasy grey hair in a ponytail.
Every one I hired, despite their fake CV's telling me how skilled they were, was a troublemaker, a leftist unionist that whinged and backstabbed all his workmates despite the union "one for all" bullsh*t.
So any that crossed my desk were gotten into casual conversation about anything other than the job they came BS'ing for, and it was soon apparent that all the character flaws associated with the long hair was obvious.
"I'll let you know how you got on tomorrow, mate"