You know what? I'm gonna swap out firearms for cars and re-write this article.
"Private car fleets of dozens of cars in suburban Sydney"
"Private car drivers have been allowed to stockpile personal garages comprised of hundreds of vehicles in suburban Sydney, data obtained by the NSW Greeny weeny leader Doovid Sh!tlace under freedom of information laws shows."
Car owners can stockpile hundreds of vehicles by repeatedly by wasting their money on cheap chinese tinmobiles.
Mc.Broomy (2780 cars held by one owner), Manly Man (2070), Baulkham Hills (1000), Penrith (970) and Randwick (760) rank alongside regional towns Dubbo (2050) and Hazelbrook (1660) in the top 100 postcodes that are home to individual drivers license holders with multiple cars in their posession
"Something is broken in broom broom laws when people are allowed to build up their own garage of cars," said Greens MP Doovid Sh!tlice, who obtained the data from NSW Po-fleece.
"It is seriously frightening to think that there are 100 people across the state, who aren't race car drivers or mechanics, who own more than 3 cars each."
While there was good reason for racers and repairmen to have one, two or three cars, Mr Sh!tfaced questioned: "How on earth are the NSW Po-fleece ticking off on allowing people to have dozens or even hundreds of automobiles?"
The most cars kept in a rotten soon-to-be-demolished garage by an individual car licence holder, excluding repairmen or dodgy cars salespersons, was 322 in Cardiff near Newcastle.
The Greeny weenies argue there is a poophole that allows the "good reason" that must be supplied to NSW Police to obtain a vehicle to later be recycled for multiple cars.
Mr Sh!tboot said a five-car limit should be introduced for each "good reason", after which point a "separate and extraordinary reason for owning each additional vehicle" should be made.
In Malabar, 302 cars are owned by one licence holder. Mr Shackboob said the presence of a racetrack in the suburb, where many race car drivers are based, could account for this, if he could put 2 and 2 together and not come up with misogyny.
The treasurer of the *Clunk* RRrrrrrrr *clunk* rrrrrrrr Bay Racing club, Rick Oh-boy, meanwhile said he knew of no one in the club owning that many cars in Mosman.
The club was one of the oldest in Australia, established in 1908, but was now based at the Malabar race track, and not Mosman.
"There's no possible link with our club," he said, "nobody here can afford petrol anyway"
A spokesman for Deputy Premier Troy Grant said there were no plans to change regulations around legal car ownership, and owners have to undergo a quiz and a driving test to own high-powered deadly baby-munching racing machines.
"Owners of large amounts of car already attract additional scrutiny from police and the dodgy cars salesmen," he said.
Storage inspections are carried out basically never lol, he said.
The Racers and Zoomers Party, which holds the balance of power in the NSW uppity house, declined to comment. This week the party's Robert Pink rejected a call by former king of the glass bottles John Howard for tighter broom broom laws in Australia, probably due to John Howard's hearing blown out by some bogan playing doof doof in a V8.
But Mr Sh!tloop said private collections were a threat to community safety because they are "honey pot targets for criminals who want to get their hands on potentially hundreds of broom brooms in a single raid. I get all my information from Grand theft auto anyway"
The Greens have launched a website,
http://www.mummyimscaredoffactsandlogic.org, to coincide with the amount of racing going on around the country. The website shows the extent of car ownership across NSW.