Victoria to ban mushrooms

[womble]

No it’s just a rumour that I made up.

Although it would not surprise me.

What say the court of enoughgun

Is mushroom lady guilty or innocent.

State your case

[womble]

[GQshayne]

Evidence against her looks to form a compelling case.

Victoria to just ban food altogether probably.

[womble]

Yeah I think she’s guilty. But a jury beyond reasonable doubt is a hard call.
Anyway I’m hooked. I can see it go either way.

[niteowl]

I don't know if the "accused" is guilty or not, but you can BAN MUSHROOMS of all varieties IMMEDIATELY

[deye243]

Burnham I couldn't give a s*** horrible taste and bloody things.
Anyway no government will ban anything that the majority uses they only pick on minorities like us oh wait did I just say that

[womble]

I think you’ll just need a license to pick mushrooms
Probably renewed every 5 years.
I mean they have to find some way to punish all of us for this.

[bigrich]

No it’s just a rumour that I made up.

Although it would not surprise me.

What say the court of enoughgun

Is mushroom lady guilty or innocent.

State your case

based on what evidence i know of , yeah she's guilty

[Bugman]

Maybe we are all mushrooms. Kept in the dark and fed bulls**t. As for her guilt or innocence.....don't really care.

[fussy]

Maybe we are all mushrooms. Kept in the dark and fed bulls**t.

Oh, I thought it was because you had ugly heads and short stalks.

[Jackaroo]

Maybe Victoria should just outright ban murder?

Oh wait......that's a thing already.

[Wapiti]

You blokes should refrain from making assumptions online on an investigation currently going through court. I'm surprised a mod hasn't done so already.

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[Wapiti]

Now that's how it's done!

[Die Judicii]

I think you’ll just need a license to pick mushrooms
Probably renewed every 5 years.
I mean they have to find some way to punish all of us for this.

Yes,, but you'll only be allowed to have no more than (5) in your safe,,,,, errrr Cupboard.

[Die Judicii]

Guilty/Not Guilty,,
Either way it beats the hell outta me how they managed to get any jurors at all.

High profile case.

And the media openly naming her "the mushroom killer"

You'd have to be a mushroom not to have heard all about it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but, then again

[womble]

We’re pretty good at screwing these things up.
She does a sad face better than Lindy did though.

[womble]

I think you’ll just need a license to pick mushrooms
Probably renewed every 5 years.
I mean they have to find some way to punish all of us for this.

Yes,, but you'll only be allowed to have no more than (5) in your safe,,,,, errrr Cupboard.

Mushrooms that can kill 4 or more people will be category D
So most of us won’t be allowed to own mushrooms anyway

[Bugman]

I think you’ll just need a license to pick mushrooms
Probably renewed every 5 years.
I mean they have to find some way to punish all of us for this.

Yes,, but you'll only be allowed to have no more than (5) in your safe,,,,, errrr Cupboard.

Mushrooms that can kill 4 or more people will be category D
So most of us won’t be allowed to own mushrooms anyway

mmmm....what about canned mushrooms? or would the tin be classed as a suppressor? Food for thought.

[Robin]

Does that include magic mushrooms

[Bugman]

Does that include magic mushrooms

Yea, man. They were so cool in my day

[bigrich]

Does that include magic mushrooms

only with doctors prescription and the relevant license

on a side note some phycologists are advocating magic mushies and lsd for treatment these days . my observation is a lot of people get into that field as doctors do so to deal with their own personal problems, so how can you trust someone who's got their own mental health issues to treat yours ? oh that's right, they have a diploma on their wall in their office not that i have any issues ...maybe a chronic case of "gun-itis" , the compulsion to buy firearms

sanity and reality are relative to individual personal perception . mental health assessments for firearms licenses would be a disaster in fairness to a lot of people IMHO , dependant on the treating phycologist's personal views . i reckon it'd push people away from seeking treatment who need it. i think most cops would fail due to some of their work related issues . just saying .....

in the same vein , i was talking with a fella recently who's got a mate with a firearms license on prescribed "medical marihuana " for sleep/anxiety issues. no problem with WLB so far apparently . anyone heard of any issues with this "medication" and WLB ?

not sure if i'm off topic, as the title of this is a furphy