Victoria to ban mushrooms

[womble]

No it’s just a rumour that I made up.

Although it would not surprise me.

What say the court of enoughgun

Is mushroom lady guilty or innocent.

State your case

[womble]

[GQshayne]

Evidence against her looks to form a compelling case.

Victoria to just ban food altogether probably.

[womble]

Yeah I think she’s guilty. But a jury beyond reasonable doubt is a hard call.
Anyway I’m hooked. I can see it go either way.

[niteowl]

I don't know if the "accused" is guilty or not, but you can BAN MUSHROOMS of all varieties IMMEDIATELY

[deye243]

Burnham I couldn't give a s*** horrible taste and bloody things.
Anyway no government will ban anything that the majority uses they only pick on minorities like us oh wait did I just say that

[womble]

I think you’ll just need a license to pick mushrooms
Probably renewed every 5 years.
I mean they have to find some way to punish all of us for this.

[bigrich]

No it’s just a rumour that I made up.

Although it would not surprise me.

What say the court of enoughgun

Is mushroom lady guilty or innocent.

State your case

based on what evidence i know of , yeah she's guilty

[Bugman]

Maybe we are all mushrooms. Kept in the dark and fed bulls**t. As for her guilt or innocence.....don't really care.

[fussy]

Maybe we are all mushrooms. Kept in the dark and fed bulls**t.

Oh, I thought it was because you had ugly heads and short stalks.

[Jackaroo]

Maybe Victoria should just outright ban murder?

Oh wait......that's a thing already.

[Wapiti]

You blokes should refrain from making assumptions online on an investigation currently going through court. I'm surprised a mod hasn't done so already.

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[Wapiti]

Now that's how it's done!

[Die Judicii]

I think you’ll just need a license to pick mushrooms
Probably renewed every 5 years.
I mean they have to find some way to punish all of us for this.

Yes,, but you'll only be allowed to have no more than (5) in your safe,,,,, errrr Cupboard.

[Die Judicii]

Guilty/Not Guilty,,
Either way it beats the hell outta me how they managed to get any jurors at all.

High profile case.

And the media openly naming her "the mushroom killer"

You'd have to be a mushroom not to have heard all about it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but, then again

[womble]

We’re pretty good at screwing these things up.
She does a sad face better than Lindy did though.

[womble]

I think you’ll just need a license to pick mushrooms
Probably renewed every 5 years.
I mean they have to find some way to punish all of us for this.

Yes,, but you'll only be allowed to have no more than (5) in your safe,,,,, errrr Cupboard.

Mushrooms that can kill 4 or more people will be category D
So most of us won’t be allowed to own mushrooms anyway

[Bugman]

I think you’ll just need a license to pick mushrooms
Probably renewed every 5 years.
I mean they have to find some way to punish all of us for this.

Yes,, but you'll only be allowed to have no more than (5) in your safe,,,,, errrr Cupboard.

Mushrooms that can kill 4 or more people will be category D
So most of us won’t be allowed to own mushrooms anyway

mmmm....what about canned mushrooms? or would the tin be classed as a suppressor? Food for thought.